Personal Hygene: A true story.
Last night at work, where ever I went in the building, I swear I could smell my boss. My boss has a distinct scent. It’s not bad, it’s not an overwhelming B.O., but it is defiantly his own smell.
Anyway, I kept catching a whiff of him. I kept looking behind me, thinking he was right there, looking over my shoulder, only to find there was no one there. I’m not normally a paranoid guys, but it was really starting to freak me out.
Then, I came home. And the scent followed me… Now I was really about to loose my shite!
After three hours, I finally figured it out. I wasn’t sniffing my boss: I Was Smelling My Own Stink!!! AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Apparently, the new deodorant my wife picked out for me yesterday must be the same brand that my boss uses. I quickly showered and vowed never to use that brand again. Goodbye Old Spice High Endurance Pure Sport.
2 years ago